its because i found Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Sir Charles III!! zechef!!!! then I picked him up. I bring it home to cook it up... I start by cleaning THE STUPID DIRT OFF, now then, I slice it into some pieces! then in a hot pot, I melt sum butter and sause Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Sir Charles III until he turns brown yum!, i add oil, a sprinkle of salt and pepper, celery salt, parsley flakes, garlic powder, sea salt, summer savory, marjoram, thyme, black pepper, turmeric and sage! and then YUMMMMMMYYYYYY IT WASS GOODDD ZECHEFF!!! maybe u could added more spices since ur name is chef. right?