I bet she will be happy with the campfire once i burn the sticks

me am very lonly, gib meh girlfren

Yeah I agree with this person, gib meh girlfren

are you 19 because she is 26

Are you?

And that’s not what i meant, i meant helping me get one

Sorry no

you have failed me brother

Are you a major not a minor

Wdym by major?

18+

Ah, then

You need to have a good credit score a really high earned job and then you find someone

why does everyone on this stream post their own cursed comments just because they cant post it on the cursedcomments section because that's against the rules there

this ain't cursed but it is dark humor I said Flame thrower because I have a gf already I need it to make camp fire because I don't have matches a lighter or any idea how to rub sticks to make a campfire burn
so the punch line is Arson