I really dont care what you do, just no joke ocs? idfk this is my first time posting here

Lucifer: ay, woah woah woah! Drop the shotty, man!
*he’d sense your behind him*

(??? would shoot a warning shot near Lucifers head, just grazing his ears)
???: you wanna be a tough guy? I'll treat ya like one..

Lucifer: ok, jeez! What do you need?
*he’d slowly turn around, seeing his left eye cut*

???: whats with the ugly eye? somethin get ya?

Lucifer: some psychopath tried cutting my eye out, pretty sure he was some sort of cultist

???: and the ears..?

Lucifer: oh, science experiment between arctic wolf

???: So your some sorta biological freak??

Lucifer: pretty much. I’m left out here alone with my deagle and 3 more mags

???: you look well equiped... too bad my groups been low on weapons...

Lucifer: damn, sorry bud. I actually know a gun shop down the road, it’s stocked up to the brim

*you’d see a holster with a desert eagle in it, along with clips around it*

???: oh no... perhaps you didnt get the memmo...
(He would point his shotgun at Lucifer's head)

Lucifer: woah, hold up! I could get you guys weapons if you need me to! No need to kill me

???: that gun shop? we looted the joint, took every last bullet... still low too...

Lucifer: wait what? I was just there 5 minutes ago!

???: seems like a bunch of bullshit... (He would cock back the guns trigger)

Kokushibo: dad?

???: Not your dad.... but turn around nice and slowly...

K: oh *turns around ... slowly*

(Oh yeah, btw your in the snowy regions of Ohio)
???: You better lay that sword of yours on the ground before I blow your head off...

(guh)
K: better idea you take the tuna i found and we go our separate ways

???: Better yet, how about you give me that?

Bit: Sir, please don’t…
*He turns around, showing a red robotic eye on a metal plate, shaped to the shape of his skull.
Presumably from a firearm related injury?*

cass: put that dumb shotgun down or i will be over 100% anger

The Marksman: How about we step it up one time better? you get on the ground and shut your mouth before you wont have a head to think for yourself... (a clicking sound could be heard from the shotgun)

*throw the can at marksman* cass:whatever

The Marksman: Wow there... you aint going anywhere...

(He would kick him to the ground and shove the barrel of the shotgun into Cass's head)

cass:but what you want this time.

{CVPA files: 185.}
So be it...

???: Turn around nice and slowly... (The shotgun make a clicking sound)

*I slowly turn around, both my hands in the air.*
Alright, let's be reasonable here, we're both fully grown men, and we don't want anything bad to happen, okay?

???: Ive heard that one before.. lay down your weapons...

*I drop my only weapons, two damaged machetes.*

???: Now take off your shirt, and roll up your pantlegs.. aint riskin it if your one of them fast biters...

I'm not bitten, otherwise I would've hacked my own head off. Besides, this uniform is fitted with more Kevlar than there is life left.

(They would rest their shotgun)
???: So why the hell are you all the way out here for scavenging?

I decided to try being "Lost On Patrol" Like how one of my own friends went, so far it's been complete ass.

???: I gotta base up these mountains, itll keep ya warm and I got enough food... This is probably gonna come back on me but, you wanna join me?

(Yo, forget this?)

No, I'm probably gonna exfil out anyways.

Azazel: *freezes, scared*

???: get on the ground nice and slowly...

Azazel: O-ok-okay.. *slowly gets on the ground*

(He would start patting Azazel down)
{You can make it so that Azael has something important on him or nothing}

Azazel: *hisses* Don't touch that! *she grabs something from you*
(Azazel is a female)

(??? would kick her chest and push her to the ground quickly)
???: You wanna tell me what that was about?

Azazel: *snarls* Something my parents gave me before sacrificing themselves to those walking corpses! Y̵͕͝͠Ȯ̴̻͇͜U̴̥͠͠ ̷̩̥̜́̓͆D̷̈̔̍͜Ȏ̵͕͙ͅ ̸͙͑N̶̘̿O̶̯̩̽͂ͅṰ̵̋͜ ̶̘̤̝͋̚G̵̨͇̏E̶͍̊͘Ț̵̩̗̔͘ ̶͔͙̫̕͝Ţ̷̡̩̆O̸̫̠̬̿̾̌ ̵̺̹̽̅͘T̵͚̽Ô̴̯͖̼Ụ̷̯̥̂͛͘C̷̭̚H̶̬͈͈̉̿͠ ̸̱̘͛̃͝T̴͍̹̱̋̾͂H̶̲͝Ḙ̵̩́̊ ̸̣̣̀͐L̴̨͖͍̆̑̒A̵̟͒͛Ś̵͔̠͊̍Ṯ̵̺͑͗̂ ̴̫͗͜͝T̴̢́͐͐H̶̬̃Ǐ̵̟̟͝N̶̫͆̚G̴̦͎͌̕ ̷̧͎͆̓͝M̸̡̨̎Y̸̛͚̆ ̴̳͓̐M̵̫͆͋̅Ǒ̵̬M̷͚̅ ̴̳̗̽A̷̳̓̒͠N̴̨̊D̸̈́͊ͅ ̶̮́͛D̶̠̾͝ͅA̴̤̔D̶̥̪̉̎ ̸̳͉͓̀́͠G̷̛̭̻͚͑͒Ḁ̷̯̓̏V̷̩̉̾̉E̶̗̔́̃ ̸̝̩̎͌M̵̱͕̂̀͑ͅË̶̘͖͍́!̸̪͈̠́̎

(??? would start to look a little intimidated and aim his shotgun at her)
???: what was... all that?

Azazel: I̸͒̀́͜'̷̺̗̼̉̈́M̷̼̓̽̀ ̴̝̞́͒̎Ḩ̶̡̉̿͜͠Ą̵̼͎̊͘L̵̯̼͉̒͑F̸̠͌͜ ̸͙͗͋̇D̸͔̩͖̿̒E̸̲̜̊M̵̢͋͝Ö̸̲́͂Ǹ̵͍̦̚͝!̴̡͙̅̇ *takes a deep breath, calmer* I'm half demon. Now can I get up?!

(He would gesture his shotgun towards her)
???: nah, your definitally staying rig-
(He would see an undead corpse trambling towards him)
???: shit... hold on..

Azazel: *gets up* Way ahead of ya! *she dashes in front of you and dismembers the undead corpse, crushing its skull*

(??? would grab a small wooden cross and hold his double barrel shotgun)
???: wouldnt count on it..

Azazel: *sees the cross and her demon side flees, she collapses*

(??? would point his shotgun at Azazel's foot)
???: gonna make this nice and painful for ya...

Azazel: *reveals her real form, showing that she'd been experimented on as a child* No.. Please, I don't want to be in anymore pain..

???: right where I wanted ya...
(He would slam the stock of the gun right into her head, instantly knocking her out cold... she would eventually wake up to herself tied in a chair in a small brick room with ??? and another guy)

Azazel: *shouts* Y̴̖̩͐̀͆O̵̰͘U̴̢͚͈̾̈ ̴̟̻̤͐͒H̵̯̎̋́Ă̴̝V̵̜̘͈̀E̷̗̤͓͋̕ ̵͚̟̓G̷̦̤̞̀͠O̶̓ͅT̶̟̺̋͝ͅ ̴͙͈̟̉̕T̸̟̀̽́O̴̺̹̒̋͗ ̸̿̓̈́͜Ḃ̵̧̲͙̋͆È̶̞ ̴̧͖̮́F̵̼͖̭̓̈́U̴̧͝Ç̶̢̺̓̇̈K̵̤̆̍͝I̶̢̮̓̊N̴͙̭̘͊̈G̶͖͕͂͊ ̷̯̯̤̔̑́K̵̘̀I̴̜̦̎̃Ḏ̵̿́D̵͍̤̹͒I̷̹̅Ṉ̷̢̌̾̈́͜G̶͖̘̐ ̴̙̩̐͠͝M̵͕͈̉̎E̵̠̳͛̚̕!̵̗͆̓͘!̸̻͉̊͊

???: I didnt know what to do with it...
(The other man would examine Azazel and speak)
"Maybe we could sell her to The Awoken? They always need new concubines or slaves... we could maybe get more gas for her too... generators bene lookin pretty empty)

Azazel: Ǐ̴̭̥͝ ̵̭̩̲͑̈́A̷̢̺̗͂͒M̸̢̟̦̊̾͝ ̸̧͓́̍͝A̴͇̗̾́͒ ̸̝̮͐͝Ś̶̠͆̐H̷͚̗͊̓̐Ẻ̴̗̬͛ ̶͉̟͚̉̈́N̸̫̰̂̋͘O̸̢̒̓T̴̢̼͋̄ͅ ̸̧̮̜̎̄͒A̶̬̟̝͐͠N̸̬̋͗͠ ̵̛̙̦͑͝I̸̫͓̬͌͊̕Ṭ̶̨̔!̸̯̜̖́!̷̞̘̆̎͘ͅ *she snarls and fades away*

???: what the fu-

Azazel: *instantly kills the other man and pins you down* G̵͖̳̲̈̅ĩ̵͖̃̿v̶̛̯̤͎͋é̴͇̫͖̓ ̵͍̽̈́̇m̵̜̰̆̔̚ẹ̸͐ ̵͙̌o̷̲͔̎n̵͖̰͖̒è̴̝̪̤͗̉ ̴͓̂g̶̰͛̈́͝ò̵̜̳̺́̚o̶̞̘̽̆ḓ̴͉̳̐̒͝ ̴̮̟̂͂̚r̷̪̽͝ͅe̷̹͓͐a̸͉̫͇̎̔s̵͓̠̥̅̽o̸̲̜͒ͅn̴̻̕͝ ̴̙͕͌̚w̷̰̐̅̕͜ḧ̸̯́̂͌y̴͖̫͔̎̈́ ̵̼̞̰͋̌Ĩ̷̡̺̻̑ ̷̝̪͒͛s̴̜̣͋̈́h̸̥̆͒ọ̸̋u̵̧̿͌l̷͍̤̻̋͐̎d̸̪̰͒͘͘n̸͖̙̞̈'̷̟́ţ̸͓̈́̽ ̶̺̠͇͗̌r̵̜̣̈́̄́ĭ̸̘͘p̷̪͇̍͘ ̵̡̯͉͒o̸͔̣̐͆͝f̸̬̰̙̾͝f̸̭̙͆̈́̃ ̷̹̿ȳ̵̭ö̵̰́͝u̴̻͍͋ȓ̵̠ ̴̪̗͕͐͝h̶̙̒e̶̡͙̐ạ̴͇̳̒͝d̵̲̺͚̂̚.̷͖̊͌̈́

(She would feel the barrel of an automatic rifle hit the back of her head)
(A woman would speak)
"this is why"

Azazel: *fades again and reappears on the other side of the room* A̸͕̹̚n̸̗̒̆d̸̗̦̒̾ ̶̨͈̇͛ý̷̙̬̫̑o̷̮̰̦̎u̸̝̪̲̒̑ ̸̱̝̦̇̏a̸̙̼̘͗r̴̠̈́͜ė̵̬?̶̤̍͑͝!̶̲͕̕

"What the.."
???: Just wait till they reappear and shoot em...

Azazel: Ȳ̶̘ô̸͖ű̷̖ ̵͍͛c̴͕͂ȃ̶͙n̶̘̅n̷̯͂ŏ̶͙ṭ̴́ ̴͙̌k̵͓̾ǐ̷͎l̷̼̄l̵̰̋ ̶͙͒a̸̞͠ ̶͇̈́d̸͔̃e̴̹̍m̶̡̽o̷̼̅ń̵̗ ̴̤̈g̸̻͐ö̶͙́ḑ̶̀ ̵̹̎h̵͍̎ỳ̷̬b̷͓̃r̸̐͜i̸͉̾d̴͖̐ ̴̳̈́t̴̻̒h̸̳͘å̴ͅẗ̶̤ ̶̯͝è̴͓a̶̮͋s̶͉̕i̴̢͑l̴͉̚y̴͉͝.̵̪̍

(Translation: You cannot kill a demon god hybrid that easily.)