LMAO (clean version: laughing my AirPods out)

whoopsies!!!!! *proceeds to throw new phone in a pot of boiling water accidentally totally

LMMO (laughing my mouth off)

LMAO

Fnaf lore

When you're too drunk to kill your friends daughter so you crash into air

LMDO (Laughing My Donkey Off)

*licking

yippee

"Expect me to drop nukes everywhere because I'm a Scorpio"

Bro its not asparagus it's CORN

A big lump with knobs

IT HAS THE JUICE

~~It has the juice~~

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing!

*woo!

IT"S CORN!

I can tell you all about it!

I mean would you look at this thing!?

I tried it with butter, everything ✨CHANGED✨

ITS CORN

they are a what? A S P A R A G U S

Yeah they’re asparagus

you are Skeebles and you are here to kill a furry