I flooded Santa's lap with diarrhea 😈😈🤤🤤
Thinking it was genius yeah? 🤯🤯🥶🥶
He looked at me with a grin and an idea ⚠️⚠️😍😍🤤
Then he took me to the closet and f**ked me so hard I couldn't walk and I cried and passed out 😭😭😈😈

O^O