Top names to give to your future pet sperm (aka a child)
Cleetus-yeetus-fetus-deletus
Jester-chester-the-kid-molester
Lard
Bakedbeanz4u
Lil' skinsack
Weighs-as-much-as-a-king-salmonid
Buckaroole
YouSmellOfDeadFlowersIsmellOfTheSewerIRotIn
FrankDeTorre
PuroFromChanged
xXwormsnorter69420Xx
Lil' misfolded-prion
WeForgotTheDurexDidn'tWe
xXtippyholeXx
1ChromosomePlease
SillyismCampVictim
Sacrifice2TheMimics
Skinwalker
Hottie
EdibleNarcotic4
Walter hartwell white
Beef
Squirtie
IKilledArceus
PilotRedBalls
Kimjong
Smash
Theonlythingkeepingmefromeatingyouisthatithinkmeattastesgross