who would be nice enough to translate this

I flooded Santa's lap with diarrhea
Thinking it was genius yeah?
He looked at me with a grin and an idea
Then he took me to the closet and f**ked me so hard I couldn't walk and I cried and passed out

Google translate:
(Also is that malaysian or indonesian? I still can’t tell between the two languages)

malaysian

basically it's a lot of f**king animals

there are fax yk?