Me: Blook I didn't know they made a game about you.

Dr. Blookie: "Hello! Let's learn about THE WOMB before we get you your Blook. Now, THE WOMB is the place all Blooks come from and eventually return to! Now, answer a few questions about yourself for me..."
Q1: What is your blood type?
Q2: What is your gender?
Q3: What is your favorite color?
Q4: What is your personality?
Q5: Agree to our terms.
*A lengthy terms and conditions popup appears*

Me: Ok this shouldn't be too hard.

A1: AB-negative
A2: Male
A3: Blue
A4: Probably relaxed, Adventurous, or Bright
A5: Yes

Me: Alright that should do it.

Dr. Blookie: "Great! The Blook you have gotten is:"
Red Blook
Male
Personality quirk: Very smart
Skill: Entertainment

Me: Oooh a Red Blook. This might be the 1st color variant of Blook, or I could be wrong.

Dr. Blookie: "He's the 3nd in the Blookadex."

Me: Well the Red one is the 1st one I've seen so far. Later on there's gonna be more.

*Your house generates, and the tutorial begins. His stomac goes down so you can feed him without obesing him.*

Me: Welp. Guess it's feeding time.
*Feeds him*

*Your options are:
WHOLE CHICKEN
CRACKER
HALF CHICKEN
CRACKER
QUARTER CHICKEN
CRACKER*

Me: I guess a half chicken cracker wouldn't hurt

*Ok you get him a half chicken and cracker*

Me: Now I feed him.
*Feeds him a half chicken*

*Lol*

*The chicken is eating and now he has a cracker to eat*

Me: Well crap I didn't know the chicken is still alive. Maybe I'll give him a cracker.
*Gives Red Blook a cracker*

*No i made a mistake i meant to say eaten*

*Oh*

*Now, his happine is down! Try playing with him!*

Me: Ok.
*Grabs a ball*
Me: Hey buddy! Want to play?

*The ball turns out to be a SMALL METAL ORB*

Me: Ok either I'm tripping or I'm actually seeing things....... What am I talking about, I don't do drugs. Anyways, want the orb red buddy?

*He hits the orb*

Me: Oop. There he goes.