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keep it family friendly

Yes*

there u go bro

Whah

Yex

Jex!!!

:D

social anxiety <3

AWWW

Jex: "Lian, hun.. you okay?"
Lian: "uh uhhh uhm uhmmm uhh uhhmmhmmm"

"I- I- umm..."

Jex: "..would you like to leave?"

"N-no, I..."

Jex: "..you alright?"

"J-just... r-really nervous..."

Jex: "Alright. You want me to repeat the question?"

"S-sure... g-go ahead."

Jex: "Alright. How many glass rocket levels have you done so far?
A. 1
B. 2
C. 3
D. 4

"U-uhhhmm... u-uhh... C...?"

*is that right*

[Yes]

Jex: "Correct! Good job, Lian! Just go to the other room to claim your prize!!"
*She shook his hand on his way out and the crowd goes wild!!!*

"O-oh! U-umm... w-wow...!"

Jex: "You did good!"

"I- I guess I did...!"

Jex, whispering: "just go out that door, alright?"

"O-okay... th-thanks... s-sorry, I just get... r-really nervous on stage..."

Jex, whispering: "it's fine, you'd be surprised how many contestants get nervous!"

"Really...?"

Jex, whispering: "yeah!"

"Wh-who...?"

Jex, whispering: "The guy before you!"

"W-woah..."

Jex, whispering: "Yeah, total wreck that guy. He failed."

"Wh-who was he...?"

Jex, whispering: "Just some guy by the name of Jeff."

"Oh. Huh."

Jex, whispering: "yeah. Oh, uh, you gotta go! Hope to see you again!"

"O-okay! Bye!"

Jex, normally: "Bye bye!"

"See ya! ^^"

*Jex went back on the stage*
Jex: "Goodnight everybodyyyyy!"
*She bowed as the curtain went down*

I LOVE HERRRR SHE'S ADORABLEEEE

Yeahhh

Yeah she silly
Also I imagine Allen and Jex are iterations from the same company and due to Allen being an earlier iteration (as shown by his stiffness and voice) than Jex that makes him like Jex's grandad or something

i was thinking they'd be like, rivals in the showbiz

Oh that's a better idea but what if they were chums outside of the show

idk possibly
maybe after a while they chill out with each other

Allen: "YOU SUCK JEX!"
Jex: "OUTDATED!"
Allen: "NEWFANGLED!!"
*Fast-forward to them in a bar or something*
Jex: "Dang, grandpa, you're cooler than I thought!"
Allen: "Thanks. Don't call me Grandpa."
Jex: "My bad."

I love them

Allen, jokingly imitating an old person: "Did I ever tell you about Y2K?"
Jex: "BAHAHAHA! YOU'RE HILARIOUS!"

I feel like they'd be a popular fan ship

That makes sense
I mean designation date doesn't really mean anything I know that sounds weird but y'know

i imagine in-universe Jex runs a family feud styled show

"YES! KILL!"

i imagine when she reads the more spicy questions she's all "😳"

Jex: "Hey, who wrote this, I can't ask this!"
SecurityBot5000: "STICK TO THE SCRIPT"
Jex: "s-sorry! Uhm.."

"Wh-who's picking these questions for me, anyway?"

Jex: "Uhm.."
*Quickly looks at SecurityBot5000*
Jex: "..me..."
Jex, quietly: "...---..."

"O-oh... I... uhm..."

*thankfully SecurityBot5000 was later relinquished of the duty of hovering over Jex*

[after the show]
"S-so... wh-what was up with those questions? I- I don't feel comfortable answering those! I-it was embarrassing enough b-blushing on camera like that!"

Jex: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're a good pal and I really DIDN'T wanna ask you those, but I had to. That big robot off to the side is there to keep me on script. And I don't even get to pick the script, although I'd LOVE to."

"I- I'm gonna have to explain all this to Mom when I get home..."

Jex: "I'm sorry man, I really didn't want so ask you that, I cannot stress that enough."

Also have this drawing

AWW THEYRE ADORABLE

Allen: "..and the solar wind changed the one to a zero and put the guy at the top of the tower!"
Jex: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!"

Only real ones get the reference

i don't think i get it :(

K so there was this one guy who was playing super Mario 64 and he was on a level I didn't know the name of it was this big obby tower right? Ok so he's playing and a solar wind messed with a game, switching a single one to a zero, which caused him to suddenly be positioned near the top
It went down in history

So yeah

(Jex notices Lian's face is beet red.)
"I- I- I'm just speechless. Wh-who would write questions like that...?"

Jex: "..corporate. I'm really sorry, Lian I mean it. Just for the trouble, if you want, I can give you a free food voucher for my next show! If you feel like coming.."

"O-okay...!"

*Now in full color!*
Jex: "Here. There's five of you, right?"

[YOOO]
"Y-yep!"

Jex: "Good. Now if you want to show up to the next show, you're more than welcome, but you don't have to."

"O-of course I will!"

Jex: "Alright. Thanks."

"S-sorry about... all that."

Jex: "No, no, it wasn't your fault.. that big, hulking, creep made me.. thankfully, I've been told he's going to be put off as a military fighter soon..."

i'm imagining Jex would be good buddies with Lauren

Oh yeah ofc

like, best friends

Oh yeaahh
*Bump into each other as they both are walking*
Lauren: "..Jex?"
Jex: *gasp* "Lauren!!"
*They run over to each other and hug*

AWWW

I imagine Jex always tries to like get them great seats and stuff to the show and like on someone's birthday or Christmas or any gift giving occasion, she goes all out

AWW I LOVE THE SHE

Jex: "Happy birthday Lian!!"

"A-aww, th-thank you!!"

*There's many plushies, large chocolate packages, scented candles, and nice soaps*
Jex: "I tried to get you everything you like!"

I LOVE HERRRR AGGHHH

ME TOO AAAAAA!!!
what would Lauren think of Allen

"Um... his voice is a little creepy, and his show has a lot of health risks... but he seems nice!"

Allen: "Relax, I mean no harm, I personally didn't choose the health risks. Similarly to Jex, my parents company made many decisions for me. And if you find this voice unappealing, I have a wide variance of text to speech voices."

[erm actually he chose to make his show dangerous because he thought it made it more fun but Jex convinced him to make it safer when they became friends 🤓🤓]
"Oh! Neat!"

*oh*
*He tried out a different male voice, creepy voice, feminine voice, robot like voice, and one like the announcer from BFDI*

"Wow, cool!"
[imgflip.com/i/879e95?nerp=1701016087#com28685220]

*Mr is rapidly approaching your current location*
Allen: "whichever you prefer!"

["Umm... Mr? What does 'smash' mean?"]
"That's so cool!!"

*Mr: "....Lauren, when did you hear about that?"*
Allen: "Thank you."

["Well, umm... I posted a picture of myself... and everyone started commenting 'smash'? A-and calling me 'thicc'? What does all this mean? Is it good...?"]

(Mr: "oh
Oh no
Ohohoho NOOOOOOOOO
Lauren, it..
*explaination* )

(Flustered, Lauren's face turns a bright pink.)
"O-oh my... so THAT'S what it means...?"

Mr: "I'm not letting these people off scot free."

"E-eheh- it's fine, really-"

Mr: "no. This won't stand. T̷̜͈͖̮̝͇̯̻͂̄͗̉͗̀͛͜͠Ḩ̴̧̗͕͉̬̣͔͎̈́̊͜I̴̖͕͗̎̽́̚͝͝S̸̺̬͇̪̑͌́̎̓̈́̈́ ̷̡̛͎̠̱͇̮͕͓̻͔̎̄̍͗̎̃̀̂͠W̶͖͕̗̮͌͐̈̅̅͊́̆͘̚O̷̬̒̅́̾͒͛̀N̷̠̜̮͓̄͝'̷̳̮͙͉̩̬͍̹̽́͆͝T̸̢̼̠͖̣̗̥̋͜͜ ̷͇͌͊̂͊̕Ḍ̸̲̣̜̼̈́̑̑͋̉̋͊̕O̷̢͇͈͕̘̞̫̽̂͊̿͑."

"Umm... it's fine! R-really!"

Mr: Ņ̸͇͚̙͆͋̍̒̓̀͜͜͠O̵̪̘̲̣͑̏͋͂̽ͅ ̴̻͓̱̪̇̊͋͐̈́̅͛͛̏͑͛̌͝Ḯ̴̧̹̲͎̦̮͈͍̔́͐̇̽̃̚Ṫ̵̠̀̀̕'̴͔̳͐́̾̑̄̍̈́̉̎̓̾̕͘͘͠S̵̳̤̩̠̠͓͕̭̠̘̤͂̇͛̍̔̂̌̋̀̀̔ ̴̨͍̟̟̫̙̺̝̕͝Ń̸̡͔̬̿̅͂̾͗̉̒̀̑̓͑͝O̴̢̼͙̖̻̦̹͙̭̜͚̜̜̗͌T̵̳̬̑̾̒́̾̇̓̉̃͘"

"I..."

Mr: "This kinda stuff is NOT OK."

"C... calm down..."

*unimaginable horror angy grumbling*

"Do you need a hug...?"

Mr: "...*sniff*.."

"...yes?"

Mr: "..yeah.."

(She gives him a warm, tight hug.)

Small color change
*Mr sobbed*

"waaaahhh"

imagine if Jex did a show where Jex let the viewers suggest the questions

"Muted. You are all muted. None of you are without sin."

LMFAOO

before that...
Viewer: "Alright Jex, display and describe a chessboard that has had ten moves made and then ask the contestant a trivia question where they have to give a move that would lose the game."
Lauren: "I... I can't answer that!!"

Lauren, god bless her, is not that bright and probably doesn't know how to play chess

oh you're right

Jex: "Wh- are you trying to turn me into a chess simulator?? Eh... I'll play along. There are ten moves on the board. 1, E4, E5, 2, NF3, NC6, 3, BC4, NF6, 4. D3, B7, 5. NC, 3OO. 6. OO, D67, H3, B68, BXE, 6FX, U69, ANG5, QD7, 2D10. B3, A6. Now the board would look like this; 8R, Q1, RPK, PR7. P. PBN. 6PN. PP, uh, um, 5. Yeah! B, PN, 4. Uh, P3A, B. BP3, NPO. NP. 2PPPP, AJ, KU, RKU, RK, uh, uhh, ABCDEFGH. That's our chessboard after ten moves. Now, what might be my move that would swiftly lead me to an unfortunate checkmate?"

Mr: "There are some sick, sick nerds out there."

Lauren is just "uhhhhmmm..."

Mr: "Jex aren't These questions supposed to be people freindly?? Lauren is.. well, she doesn't know how chess works."
If Lauren got a chess set she'd probably play with them like action figures and stuff *she really likes the horsey*

Jex: "Well, somebody suggested it, so it's gotta be possible!"
[yes]

Mr: "I mean people who aren't as smart as most computers."

"Oh. Um, I guess you're right..."

Mr: "It's fine. Uh, could you repeat the question?"

Jex: "There are ten moves on the board. 1, E4, E5, 2, NF3, NC6, 3, BC4, NF6, 4. D3, B7, 5. NC, 3OO. 6. OO, D67, H3, B68, BXE, 6FX, U69, ANG5, QD7, 2D10. B3, A6. Now the board would look like this; 8R, Q1, RPK, PR7. P. PBN. 6PN. PP, uh, um, 5. Yeah! B, PN, 4. Uh, P3A, B. BP3, NPO. NP. 2PPPP, AJ, KU, RKU, RK, uh, uhh, ABCDEFGH. That's our chessboard after ten moves. Now, what might be my move that would swiftly lead me to an unfortunate checkmate?"
Lauren: "uhhhhhhmmm"

Mr: "uhhh... Throw the pieces???"

Jex: "...what?"

Mr: "I dunno man I'm just trying to move on."

"S-sorry."

Mr: "No, not your fault."
*He looked at the camera*
"It's yours."