why all the good looking shit poisonous

i hate how strawberries taste

i love

*Kashiko finds out you were doing [insert action here] with one hand*
Kashiko: What hand were you masturbating with?
*you tell her you used your left hand to masturbate*
Kashiko: Next time, try masturbating with your right hand instead

but i like my left hand😢

She said to masturbate with your right hand for a reason

what reason

So that your left hand stays clean, duh

OH

One of the only times it’s acceptable (guess we can call Sephiroth silver-haired and silver-handed)

turning bla

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDs

Is that a mushroom?

ye

Could be a type of skinkhorn. Did it smell bad?

no

Well I can’t tell what it really is cuz the photo quality is ass

as i said