ATSV Rp because yes. Rules in tags ig

Middo:*texts back* hya

'Hiii :>'

Middo:wyd?

'Annoying Miguel with Hobie :>'

Middo:mk

'Wanna join? I could come to your dimension rq and bring you back while Peter and Mayday distract Miguel :D'

Middo:i'm good

'Alrighty. I'll send updates of how pissed Miguel is every so often so if I die you know how'

Middo:kk

'👍'

Middo:welp...hope ya don't die

'Hope I don't either lol'

Middo:gl

'Thx.' A few moments pass and then the bubbles appear again. 'Oh shit lmao Miguel found us I think Hobie and I are f**ked unless Peter or Jess show up'

Middo:oop- welp

'Notify my next of kin'

Middo:?

Suddenly, a portal appears in your room and Enny falls out of it onto the floor. "Shit- Hi Middo-"
[photo is him out of costume]

Middo:you ok?

"Haha yeah as fine as someone who just argued with Miguel O'Hara can be"

Middo:mk

He stood and brushed off his clothes. "Hm. Well. Looks like I'm not going back to Nueva York aaaany time soon or Miguel will flay me alive."

Middo:ya

He sighed and chuckled.

Middo:...?

"I am soooo dead-"

Middo:ye

[ima shleep now
nighty night]]

Middo:ye

*Robyn texts back* “Nice costume where tf are you?” *He questioned* (wait is he supposed to know that this is speederman?)

[yeah
it's kinda like Miles and his roommate lol but Robyn knows like all about it cause Ether cannot keep his damn mouth shut {just like me frfr} about it even when Miguel threatens him.]
Enny responds a few moments later with, 'Pissing off Miguel with Hobie :>'

*He nods, pausing for a second, before speaking up* “Hear me out- from what you’ve told me, he sounds gay as hell-“ *He laughed*

'Which one? Miguel? I wouldn't be surprised ngl his suit is waaay too tight in the back'

Soulsister replies back: "Cool pic❗❗❗"

'Thx! Having fun pissing off Miguel with Hobie :>'

*texts back* Who's that behind you?

'That would be Miguel. Hobie and I are trying to piss him off and succeeding :>'

'good to see you two are getting along :/ if you need me to help let me know'

'Alrighty. I could actually come to your dimension rq if you wanna help piss him off too :>'

'sounds fun'

'it is. though there's the hovering fact that at any moment Miguel could find me and beat my ass'

'bring him, i got a surprise' *he sends a picture of an air horn*

'want me to open a portal to your dimension? Get a spray bottle too, Dark Garfield won't know what hit him'

'got something better ;)'

'oh god gimme a sec I'll open the portal'

*he puts his phone and his chest cavity and readies his air horn*

A portal opens up and Enny falls out of it, closely followed by Hobie. Enny takes off his mask [photo] and giggles, hand readied over his watch to close the portal when Miguel comes through. "Get ready, get ready! I know he saw me come through the portal!"

*Null blares the air horn in miguels ear and the takes his arm cannon (which he hooked up to the sink) and sprays him with a jet of water*

Enny closes the portal and he and Hobie break down into laughter as Miguel falls back onto the ground.

*Null unhooks himself from the sink and claps his hands cheerfully*

Miguel growls and lunges for Enny, who opens a portal and sends him back to Nueva York. Hobie walks in after Miguel and Enny looks at Null. "Wanna come check out the headquarters?"

"Wait, Really! i'd love to"

"Yeah, c'mon. I've got an extra day pass for you so you don't glitch out while you're there! Just follow me." He stepped back through the portal after pulling his mask down onto his face.

*Null slaps his spider magnet on his chest and replaces his visor for his web pattern one and follows*

They all land in a large building filled with other Spider-beings. Miguel is sitting on a bench with a towel around his neck, glaring at Enny.

*Null waves*