I think the guy is secretly yoda

Me Will marry you

me marry you will poop children

I don't care

aint even cursed just straight up 5yr old grammar i bet bro isnt even 5 just thought it was funny

Me Will Marry You

that sounds kinda threathening

That’s how I read it but I guess it depends are you going up the stairs or down lol

this sounds like something yoda would say

Marry you me will

That's Seinfeld.

Could be worse, my dad proposed to my mum by having his friends hold up signs that supposed to say ‘will you marry me?’ But it actually said ‘? You will marry me’