ABT 3 YEARS AGO ME AND MY FRIEND LIKED RIDING THIS TRICYCLE WE FOUND IN MY SHED. ONE DAY WE RODE IT DOWN AN EXTREMELY STEEP HILL TOWARDS THE LAKE NEAR MY HOUSE. HIM ON THE TRICYCLE, ME RIDING BEHIND ON ROLLERBLADES GRIPPING ONTO A CHAIN. THE TRICYCLE COULD DRAG HALF A TON BEHIND IT SO WE ADDED HIS LITTLE SISTER TO THE CHAIN TOO. ME AND HIM WERE IN NO PROTECTION OTHER THAN BASEBALL CAPS, T SHIRTS, SHORTS, AND FLIP FLOPS. HIS LITTLE SISTER WAS WELL PROTECTED THOUGH. WE DROPPED HIS LITTLE SISTER OFF AT THE LAKE AND DECIDED ME AND HIM WOULD GO DOWN AGAIN ON OUR OWN. SO, WE DRAGGED THE TRICYCLE BACK UP THE HILL AND GOT IN POSITION. HE STARTED PEDALING, HIS KNEES HITTING THE HANDLEBARS, AND WE WENT DOWN. NEEDLESS TO SAY, WE CRASHED INTO A LIGHT POLE. WE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT THOUGH AND WE JUST KEPT GOING DOWN AND THAT WAS A GOOD DAY