HAPPY BURNTGIVING EVERYONE! ENJOY THIS BURNT TURKEY
INJECTED WITH LIQUID ASH. WHAT ARE Y'ALL LOOKING AT? Y'ALL DON'T WANT
THE BLACK TURKEY? OH, I SEE YOU ALL ARE
LOOKING AT THIS NICE TURKEY I WAS GOING TO
GIVE Y'ALL ANYWAY. HOPE Y'ALL ENJOYED THE JOKE MY FRIENDS. HAPPY THANKSGIVING