alien poo

can i have a present

which one u want

i want aubrey omor plushie

here u go

thank uuu

I been single for a couple months now
so call me santa minus the ho ho ho

bro do u want some ho ho hoes? 😭

nah I'm good 😭😭

she tight 🤤🙏

you tighter 😩

Hi santa can I have half life: alyx for christmas

oh and some sex toys
and a revolver
and a vr headset
and a horse
and 12 acres of land
and some bullets
and some soda
and some lotion
please and thank you

gotchu bro

tyty

yes

thank you santa

can I has a horse or gator?

both

yippie

imme present

you get 5,000 dollar

yay

Hey Santa can I have the Blue Lagoon Left-handed Ibanez RGA42FM electric guitar?

yes

thx