another batim oc lmao

Cool

“What a nice OC!

It would be SUCH A SHAME

If somethin’ happens to her.”

then tell me why almost every year on a specific day everyone puts flowers at that ink closet down the hall..

“Kevin, Do ya need to go to seek therapy or somethin? What flowahs are ya talkin’ ‘bout?”

*inconveniently sulks by with flowers*

just nevermind..
you can stay in your spotlight of fame
i'll be at a different job if you need me

..hey, where are your flowers?

oh, they're at my desk

..you know where to put em, right?

yep i'll just go grab em and put them at that closet

..alright.

“Wh-What!? You’re quittin!? Ya can’t just quit! I need ya! Who’s gonna be there to sort through my paperwork??? Besides where are ya even goin’? You’re gonna eventually come back here.”

well im pretty sure you're right about me coming back, and besides i thought joey helped you?
i mean before he started destroying my confidence

“Why else di’ja think Joey made ya my assistant? He’s been really busy with some of his projects and doesn’t have time for me…”

well can't..anyone else be your assistant?..

“It just won’t be the same!” :(

you know i know you're just telling him im a bad assistant, right?

“And then I stopped complainin’ because your brothah was an EVEN WORSE assistant than you.”

looks like you finally see that i was being a good one this entire time, too bad you'll be stuck with david now

“You’re gonna come back crawlin’ latah y’know…”

..hey, I know it's none of my business, but if you treat someone like that, they definitely won't. But hey, I'm just some guy..

yeah yeah yeah

Jasper you're not gonna hurt the kid are you right Jasper Jasper you wouldn't hurt a kid right jasper

“Relax. I dont plan on harmin’ the lass. I just know somethin is gonna happen.”

(:(

'' well you're just jelous i can stand and you can't! hmph! >:(''

Shhh nononono don't say that he'll run you over with the chair

'' im standing on a staircase 👍''

Well that's still rude! You should never make fun of a disability!

'' kids at school make fun of my missing arm >:( ''

Well they shouldn't do that either!!

“Sorry lass, can ya speak up? I’m busy practicin’ jugglin’ some ink bottles with MY PERFECTLY INTACT TWO ARMS.”

jasper stop-

“Kevin don’t distract me! Im gonna- WHUH- AAAA!”

*crash*

“Dangit Kevin! Ya made me drop my ink bottles. Clean this mess for me now!”

three words....

do
it
yourself

“….”

“What did you say to me? A-Are ya DISOBEYING MY ORDAHS???”

yes >:(
im sick of being used like a puppet non-stop without a break

“A puppet!? Where di’ja get that idea? I would NEVAH do such a thing to ya. Now that is complete baloney! Do ya know how that makes me feel? To lie in my face?” :(

well simon and zoe have been telling ME that YOU AND JOEY have been using me! i don't even know if you're a real friend!
zoe told me joey gave the ink demon a DEAD LITTLE GIRL to avoid being sued!

“I tol’ja not to hang out with em! They’re a BAD INFLUENCE! Ya know Simon doesn’t actually wanna be your friend cause he don’t want anybody! He’s just taking pity on you! Zoe on the othah hand just spreads lies to make Joey look bad! The dead lass story is F A K E!!!”