Thanksgiving.mp3

Me: Man, Thanksgiving break. There's something great about this.

Blook: "Let's-a cook dinner!"

Me: Yep. Making a Thanksgiving feast for all of us. Let's get right into it.

Blook: "We need a turkey"
Blook's reflection: "We don't have one bro"
MBlook: "I have this time traveling watch I totally didn't steal from Mario!"

Me: Can't we just buy one from the store or just hunt for a turkey?

Blook: "What if instead of going to the first Thanksgiving, we stole a turkey that was supposed to be pardoned..."
MBlook: :troll:

Me: You talking about a pardoned turkey?

Blook: "Yeah, but we steal them before they get pardoned."

Me: Oh I see. You steal a turkey before they become pet turkeys.

MBlook: "Yep"

Me: Ok, now I know what your going for?

*He teleports to 2022 and grabs one of the turkeys that was pardoned this year*

Me: Alright you got one. Wait is this one pardoned or not?

Blook: "It is now but last year it wasn't"

Me: Oh good.

Blook: "Slippity sloppity slew the turkey is now ready to be cooked"

Me: Alright, let's put that in the oven.

Blook: "Hollup, we gotta stuff it first"

Me: Oh right, we gotta put some stuffing in it.

Blook: "Let's make that stuffing"
Talking Flower: "Onward and upward!"

Me: Oh look a talking flower

*Blook makes a 3D hand appear and stuffs the turkey with it*

Me: Ok. Now we put it in the oven.

Blook: "Editor, add an explosion effect when I put it in the oven"

Me: Wait what?

*The editor adds an explosion effect when he slides the turkey in the oven*

Me: Jeez! I'm glad it didn't actually explode.

Blook: "Now let's wait"
*Castle Bowser appears*

Me: Don't tell me. Someone appeared.

Blook: "IT'S... CASTLE BOWSER!"

Me: When the hell did Bowser become a floating castle?

Blook: "Mario Wonder"

Me: Oh yeah that's reminds me. I had the game.

Blook: "Ok we gotta take this dude down"

Me: Gud thing I have some Royal Seeds, and before you how did I get them. I got them while playing the game.

Blook: "GO BIG GHOST HAMS! And yes that's what I call the Royal Seeds"

Me: Ok.

*They eat the first 3 Cloud Pihranas*

Me: Well that's 3 down.

Blook: "Who would win, the entire EOI cast excluding all OP characters, or 1 billion lions"
Blook again: "Also i think we need more big ghost hams"

Me: Agree.

*He pulls out his 3 other BGHs*

Me: And now got moar.

Blook: "Ok so let's hope this doesn't spiral into a Bowser fight"

Me: Yea.

Blook: "f**k"
MBlook: "Whar?"
Blook: "I FOGOR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED OVER YOUR BREAK PALEO"

Me: What?

MBlook: "He's talking about Penny"
Arven, clearly oblivious to the fact we're talking about this: "Hey!"

Me: What about her?

Blook: "Penny took a roast on Arven too far."
Arven: "Oh, yeah... She... kind of revealed something."
MBlook: "About... her and one of the Team Star bosses. Specifically Giacomo."

Me: Oooof. Is she back to her old self again?

Blook: "I guess?
Giacomo f**ked her /srs"

Me: Damn!

Talking Flower: "I saw it. She was given me as a gift, and the night that this happened, I saw it. There was nothing better for me to do, being a flower. After I told her I saw it, she immediately gave me back to Blook. Also, check the attached image"

Me: Dang. It must be horrible

*Penny walks in*

Me: Oh God, here she comes.

Blook: "Penny!"
Talking Flower: *whispers to Paleo*

Me:Yeah?

TF: "penny is, well, y'know... pregnant"

such a shocker
dont reply to this btw

Me: Oh ok........ WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

TF: "I am so shocked"
Blook: "I'm not, there was a freaky face thing that did that to literally every female possible

Me: What freaky face?

Blook: "The now killed off for good Trollface!"

Me: Oh yeah, I forgot about that pregnant fetish dude while I'm at break.

Blook: "I put him in the microwave"

Me: For how long, 30 minutes?

Blook: "Idk the figure I trapped him in exploded the microwave"

Me: Did he also died in there?

Blook: "I think so"

Me: Well that's kinda good news.

*The oven dings*
Blook: "Ok time to be done"
*When he takes out the turkey, Mirror Blook is scared*
MBlook: "Guys... Mario is here..."
*Mario's eyes are nothing more than VOID."

Me: MBlook.... do you remember the time watch you have.

MBLook: "Yeah"

Me: I think he wants it back.

Blook: "That's not Mario... It's... It's... A CREEPYPASTA!"

Me: Don't tell me. It's a creepypasta Mario.

*He turns into this goofy thing*

*That mage tho 😂*

*MX chases Blook and MBlook fades out*

Me: Blook! I'll save ya!
*Brings out a lasso and throws it at MX*

*MX grabs Penny and tries to slam her into the ground but Blook fades MX out of scene before he can do it*

Me: Damn he must be a tough guy. You ok Penny?

Penny: "He didn't hurt me too badly..."
Blook: "Be glad I can fade people out of scene."
*Meanwhile, where MX was sent, there's the FNF speakers, abandoned... There's also a bunch of other things from forgotten media, like emergency button from Among Us (even if it's not forgotten).*

Crewmate: What are you in for?

Boyfriend: "I bet he chased someone else down for an entire 3 minutes and 25 seconds."

Imposter: Hey at least on the bright side. He has us now.

DJ: "Don't forget me..."

Crewmate: We don't dude. We don't forget others too.

GF: "So, what's got you here?"
MX: "Boyfriend said exactly what I did."

*Meanwhile with the others*

Blook: "So, where is that AU Tabi dude?"

Me: Idk but can we just take the turkey out, I feel like it's gonna get burnt soon.

Blook: "I already did"

Me: Oh ok. Now what's are next thing?

*Bowser is still here*
Bowser: "STOP IGNORING ME!"

Me: Says the evil turtle who literally simps on a human princess.

Blook: "Ok y'know what we're fighting him"

Me: Just tryna roast him.

*Blook calls Omega Blook*

Me: btw Bowser. Peach says that your ugly, and she's right. It's no wonder why she likes Mario better.

Omega Blook: "Ok time to fight him ig"

Me: Ye

*Suddenly we hear King Dedede's theme playing*

Me: I think I know who is coming here.

*King Dedede appears*

Me: Yep, I knew it.

*Woom also appears*

Me: And that too.

*She becomes Sorceress Woom.*

Me: Whoa.

*Bowser shoots a flaming Pirhana Plant at us*

Me: Watch the fire!

*Blook stabs a Shield Rod into the ground and it creates a shield*

Me: We need something to turn Bowser to normal.

*The Speaker Box returns and gives us a colossal veggie straw*

Me: What does this vegetable even do?

SB: "Throw it."

Me: Um, ok.
*Throws it*

*Bowser chokes on veggie gas and dies*

Me: Apparently he's allergic to Veggies. Or he just choking on it.

*Fard sfx*
Bowser: "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

Me: Ha. You suck Bowsa! Btw your song about Peach sucks

*Pixer microwaves a wet piece of paper*

Me: What are you doing Pixer?

*He pulls out a flaming note from the Inkperials*

Me: What this say?

Blook: "Can't see, too burnt"

ME: Dang it Pixer

Blook: "It was garbage from an army of bad people anyways

Me: Yeah probably or probably not.

Penny: "The guests are here!"

Me: Oh cool

*Arven and Nemona are back*

Me: Oh hi there

Arven: "Hi."

Me: Hi.