Welp there goes my [fill in the blank in the comments]

virginity

Oh that was a good one

why was that exactly what i was thinking and why was that the first on the list

because of the funny

Will to live

Dignity

That’s another good one

Reputation

Yiff

Why the f**k do you have yiff saved on your phone

Furry

Aight, seems legit
Heve a nice day sir/maam i don't wanna mistake your gender so have a nice day (whatever you identify as)

I'm a dude you know that

*slurp*

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