-scout is god’s gift to earth and can run faster than a car at max speed
-soldier comes back stronger after death, and doesn’t care about danger
-pyro also doesn’t care about danger
-demo actually performs better when he’s drunk, because the double vision he gets makes him see (with the eyepatch and everything)
-heavy can beat the hell out of those giant russian bears with ease
-engineer’s sentries are just going to be op, also there’s no sort of god form he has
-medic can revive people from the dead and just be op in general
-sniper and spy won’t do that much lmao
-saxton hale would easily kill at least half the lions