boykisser glow up 2 (hi :3)

I would kindly like to decline your offer

Sorry, pal
Sorta on the straight side-

*pulls out 20 dollars*

Make it $160 and I'll be your gay pillow for you~

I'm straight so no

*pulls out 20 dollars*

How am I supposed to react to that it's just $20

*hardcore makeouts*
*murders you after*
nuh uh im straight

im straight

but