99% some of the population do not know that splatoon players have the usernames “toe licker”, “girl kisser, “boy kisser”, and “I <3 zaza”.
But my cursed username in splatoon is “wet tamp0n.”
The fact that I have to change my user name back into some “normal” one by December 2nd. AND THE FACT THAT WE ARE STILL IN NOVEMBER.