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Well, you done done me in, you bet I felt it

I tried to be chill, but you're so hot that I melted

I fell right through the cracks

Now I'm trying to get back

Before the cool done run out

I'll be giving it my bestest

And nothing's gonna stop me but divine intervention

I reckon it's again my turn

To win some or learn some

But I won't hesitate no more, no more

It cannot wait, I'm yours

Hmm (hey, hey)

Well, open up your mind and see like me

Open up your plans and, damn, you're free

Look into your heart and you'll find love, love, love, love

Listen to the music of the moment, people dance and sing 

We're just one big family

And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved, loved, loved, loved, loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more

It cannot wait, I'm sure

There's no need to complicate

Our time is short

This is our fate, I'm yours

Do, do, do, do you, but do you, do you, do, do, but do you want to come on

Scooch on over closer, dear?

And I will nibble your ear

A-soo-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum

Whoa-oh-oh

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-whoa-whoa

Uh-huh, mmm-hmm

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror

And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer

But my breath fogged up the glass

And so I drew a new face and I laughed

I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason

To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons

It's what we aim to do

Our name is our virtue

But I won't hesitate no more, no more

It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well, open up your mind and see like me (I won't hesitate)

Open up your plans and, damn, you're free (no more, no more)

And look into your heart, and you'll find (it cannot wait)

That the sky is yours (I'm sure)

So please don't, please don't, please don't (no need to complicate)

There's no need to complicate (our time is short)

'Cause our time is short (this is)

This, oh this, this is our fate (our fate)

I'm yours

Bra-bop-mm, da-bap-bop-mm-day

Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do, mm-mm-mm-mm (hey, hey)

Oh, I'm yours

Oh, I'm yours

Oh, whoa, baby, do you believe I'm yours?

You best believe, you best believe I'm yours, mmm-hmm

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Murderous
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Of all the scientific minds in history

They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?

I'm a master, I discovered gravity!

I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree

You're no match for me, you got a bach degree

I got a unit of force named after me!

You want a battle guy? That's a crazy notion

When I start flowing, I stay in motion

First Law. Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect

Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a

Bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect

I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift!

I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with

You waste time debating creationists,

While I create the science you explain to kids

Bill nye

Yes, it's true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show

But now I do what I got to do to make sure scientific thought can grow

And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride

What'd you do with the back half of your life?

You freaked out,

Started counting coins for the bank,

And you sure didn't have no wife! Oooh!

You wrote a book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body

Your work on orbits was exemplary,

But your circle of friends was shoddy! Oh!

You don't wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye! (Why?)

I rap sharp like a needle in your eye. Oh!

Im so stupid i cannot read a book

Stick to drinking that Mercury

Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat!

Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest

You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes!

Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction

Except for when we both start rapping!

I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding

And I can calculate the weight and the size and the

Shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in!

And I will leave you with a page from a

Book I wrote at half of your age to rebut

The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base

E of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what??

Why don't you pick on a brain your own size?

We got a badass over here, plus I got your back, Nye

Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly

By the way, the answer to your little calculation is "i"

As in I put the swag back in science

While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz

And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business

The universe is infinite but this battle is finished
[deleted]
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dont make me put an arabic song here
Murderous
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No

Fresh out of college with grades straight from Hell

I browsed for a trade at which I could excel

An ad for a ship in need of some manning

Men, sails, and purpose, but lacking a captain

What luck, says I, to find such good fortune

A few white lies later, I ran down the pier

Bought me a coat and a cutlass or two

Jumped on the deck, and I yelled at the crew

Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!

What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!

Turn hard to port! (That's not port?) Now I've got it!

Trust me, I'm in control!

I can't sing the shanties, it has to be said

And all of that grog just goes right to my head

Whale meat is gross, and I miss a girl's laugh

Five weeks at sea, even Dave seems a catch!

Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!

What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!

Turn hard to port! (That's not port?) Now I've got it!

Trust me, I'm in control!

We've hit icy waters, no land to be seen

The food's getting low, and the beer has gone green

There's murmurs of discontent under the deck

If I don't act fast, it could be my neck!

So pull up the charts and those weird gold machines

I see what it says, but no clue what it means!

Just pull on some levers and yank on some chains

Feign a bad back til' we've landed again

Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!

What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!

Turn hard to port! (That's not port) Now I've got it!

Trust me, I'm in control!

Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!

What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!

Turn hard to port! (That's not port?) Now I've got it!

Trust me, I'm in control! Come on

Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!

What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!

Turn hard to port! (That's not port?) Now I've got it!

Trust me, I'm in control!

Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit!

What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it!

Turn hard to port! (This is jail?) Now I've got it!

Trust me, I'm in control! (ahh, help me!)

Trust me, I'm in control!
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اللهم إنا نجعلك في نحور أعدائنا

ونعوذ بك من شرورهم

اللهم بدّد شملهم وفرق جمعهم

وشتّت كلماتهم وزلزل أقدامهم

وسلط عليهم كلبا من كلابك

يا طهّار، يا جبّار، يا منتقم يا الله يا الله يا الله

اللهم يا منزل الكتاب، يا مجري السحاب

يا هازم الأحزاب، إهزِمهم، إهزِمهم، إهزِمهم

واُنصرنا عليهم
Murderous
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out.

My words but a whisper, your deafness a SHOUT.

I may make you feel but I can't make you think.

Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.

So you ride yourselves over the fields and

You make all your animal deals and

Your wise men don't know how it feels

To be thick as a brick.

And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away

In the tidal destruction the moral melee.

The elastic retreat rings the close of play

As the last wave uncovers the newfangled way.

But your new shoes are worn at the heels

And your suntan does rapidly peel

And your wise men don't know how it feels

To be thick as a brick.

And the love that I feel is so far away:

I'm a bad dream that I just had today

And you shake your head

And say it's a shame.

Spin me back down the years and the days of my youth.

Draw the lace and black curtains and shut out the whole truth.

Spin me down the long ages: let them sing the song.

See there! A son is born

And we pronounce him fit to fight.

There are black-heads on his shoulders,

And he pees himself in the night.

We'll make a man of him

Put him to trade

Teach him to play Monopoly

And not to sing in the rain.

The Poet and the painter casting shadows on the water --

As the sun plays on the infantry returning from the sea.

The do-er and the thinker: no allowance for the other --

As the failing light illuminates the mercenary's creed.

The home fire burning: the kettle almost boiling --

But the master of the house is far away.

The horses stamping, their warm breath clouding

In the sharp and frosty morning of the day.

And the poet lifts his pen while the soldier sheaths his sword.

And the youngest of the family

Is moving with authority.

Building castles by the sea,

He dares the tardy tide

To wash them all aside.

The cattle quietly grazing at the grass down by the river

Where the swelling mountain water moves onward to the sea:

The builder of the castles renews the age-old purpose

And contemplates the milking girl whose offer is his need.

The young men of the household have all gone into service

And are not to be expected for a year.

The innocent young master -- thoughts moving ever faster --

Has formed the plan to change the man he seems.

And the poet sheaths his pen while the soldier lifts his sword.

And the oldest of the family

Is moving with authority.

Coming from across the sea,

He challenges the son

Who puts him to the run.

What do you do when the old man's gone --

Do you want to be him?

And your real self s
[deleted]
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beef got cut off 😐
Murderous
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Yep

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! HARRY POTTER VERSUS LUKE SKYWALKER BEGIN! ACCIO MIC! LET ME FIRE UP THE WAND LIKE HERMIONE AND RON, I'M ABOUT TO GET IT ON 'CAUSE MY MOUTH SPITS HOT LIKE INCENDIO FLAMES YOU'RE LUKEWARM, LIKE SOME TAUNTAUN REMAINS EVEN THE MAD EYE OF MY MAN ALASTOR MOODY COULD SEE YOUR FRANCHISE ONLY HAS TWO DECENT MOVIES SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, DO SENSE DÉJÀ VU? YOU'RE GETTING SMOKED LIKE YOUR UNCLE OWEN AND AUNT BERU YOUR ACTING IS FLAT AND YOUR RAPS ARE 2D TOO BUGGER OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE WHERE YOU'RE FAT AND SEE-THROUGH YOU'RE THE BIGGEST LETDOWN IN YOUR SERIES SINCE SNOKE IT MAKES SENSE YOUR FATHER'S VADER, ALL YOU DO IS CHOKE YOU COUNTRY BUMPKIN, YOU MUST BE DUMB WHO FARMS MOISTURE ON A DESERT PLANET WITH TWO SUNS? LET ME STICK MY PLANS IN YOUR DUSTY BIN DROID I'LL LEAVE YOU LIKE A HORCRUX SPLIT UP AND DESTROYED I DON'T KNOW WHO MADE YOU SHOOT FIRST, BUT THAT MISSED IF I WAS YOU I'D HAVE A BAD FEELING 'BOUT THIS I'M A RHYMING JEDI LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME YOU'RE TALKING HAT SHOULDA PUT YOU IN GRYFFINDORKY YOUR ORIGIN STORY IS MOSTLY STOLEN FROM ME YOU MIGHT BE POTTER, BUT HARRY, I PLANTED YOUR SEED LET'S SEE LITTLE ORPHAN RAISED BY RELATIVES IN SOLITUDE SUDDENLY GETS TAKEN UNDER WING OF FUNKY WIZARD DUDE LEARNS THAT HE'S BEEN DESTINED TO HAVE POWERFUL GIFTS BUT BETWEEN THE TWO OF US I THINK I GOT THE COOLER STICK (SWING IT) MY MIC SABER CUTS THROUGH YOU SO SLICEY LEAVE YOU ON THE FLOOR LIKE AN ARM AT MOS EISLEY HIT YOU WITH THE WAMPA RAPS, I GET ICY LAND'EM IN YOUR FACE LIKE (THAT'LL DO NICELY) I FLY THE X-WING TO SAVE A PLANET FROM MASSACRE YOU FLY A BROOM LIKE SOME KIND OF MAGICAL JANITOR YOUR DUMBLE-DWEEB ARMY LIKES TO THINK THAT YOU'RE THE BEST ALL YOU DID WAS USE YOUR MOM LIKE A BULLETPROOF VEST THE DEATH OF MY MOTHER SAVED THE WIZARDING RACE YOUR MUM DIED OF HEARTACHE WHEN SHE SAW YOUR FACE YOU SWAMP SCHOOL DROPOUT! YOU'RE TOO WHINEY TO RHYME AT LEAST WHEN I SLYTHERIN A SISTER, SHE ISN'T MINE I'M THE BOY WHO LIVED, A BESTSELLER WITHOUT EQUAL I'LL SPLIT YOU LIKE YOUR FAN BASE'S FEELINGS 'BOUT THE PREQUELS THE SEQUELS BROUGHT YOU BACK TO MEET YOUR DEMISE I'D SAY YOU WERE BRILLIANT, BUT I MUST NOT TELL LIES I LEFT J.K. STRAIGHT ROWLING IN CASH YOU LET J.J. COMPACT YOUR CHARACTER TO TRASH SO GO ON, TRY AND FORCE MORE OF YOUR DISSES YOU'RE LIKE A STORMTROOPER, 'CAUSE ALL YOUR SHIT MISSES THAT'S RIGHT R2, IT DOES SOUND LIKE HE LEFT ALL HIS FIRE IN THE GOBLET (BOOP BEEP BEEP) HAHA! MAYBE HE WILL GET RESCUED BY AN ANOREXIC HOBBIT I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT YOU AND I ARE PRETTY DIFFERENT MY DRIVE'S HYPER, YOUR DRIVE'S PRIVET I'VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN SAND GRAINS ON TATOOINE YOU COULDN'T PULL IN THE WIN WITH A TRACTOR BEAM I CRUSHED AN EMPIRE A GALAXY LARGE I BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR YOU BLEW UP AUNT MARGE I'LL POP YOU WHERE POPPY POMFREY CAN'T BE HEALING YOU UNLIKE A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE, I'M NOT FEELING YOU DEATH WOULD EAT YOU UP WITHOUT HERMIONE AND LUCK BECAUSE YOUR OWN SKILLS WINGARDIUM LEVIO-SUCK YOU'RE A DUD LIKE DURSLEY, BUT WORSE AND I'D RATHER HERD NERFS THAN HAVE TO ENDURE YOUR THIRD VERSE HAVE YOU HEARD RAP BEFORE? THAT WAS NOT DOPE AT ALL MAYBE HAVE GOLDIEBALLS SHOW YOU THE PROTOCOL BUT I BET YOU'RE JUST DISTRACTED, YOU GOT A LOT ON YOUR PLATE ON ONE HAND THE REBELLION, ON THE OTHER HAND- OH WAIT... I ROLL DEEP AND THE WEASLEY'S GOT MY BACK THIS MUGGLE SUCKS MORE HOLE THAN THE BLOODY SARLACC WE'LL ROUGH YOU UP GOOD IF YOU TRY TO STEP TO HARRY, MATE YOU'RE THE LEAST INTIMIDATING TWIN SINCE MARY-KATE I FLOW LIKE BUTTERBEER ON DIAGON STREETS YOU CAN FIND ME GETTING FANTASTIC ON THESE BEATS IT'S OVER LUKE, I GOT THE HIGH GROUND ADVANTAGE I'LL CLOSE IT LIKE A MAP, MISCHIEF MANAGED YOU SHOULD HAVE HAGRID FLY YOU HOME ON HIS MOPED IF I WANTED TEENAGE WIZARDRY I'D CALL SELENA GOMEZ MY ATTACK TACTICS ARE GALACTICALLY HARDCORE FAR MORE THAN YOUR GOOFY LITTLE SCAR WARS I LEARNED FLOW FROM THE BEST IN THE BIZ (GET FUNKY) SO OF YOU, THE END THIS IS (MACLUNKEY) MY JEDI MIND TRICKS PUT THE NIX ON YOUR IMPERIUS TRIP YOU UP LIKE DEATHSTICKS, I'M BELLATRIX DEAD SIRIUS NO NEED TO EXPELLIARMUS, YOU'RE HARMLESS IN A DUEL CALL ME THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS, I JUST TOOK YOU TO SCHOOL WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!