I have three questions.

1. Are these real jobs?

2. If they are real, do these people really have them? (If the answer to question 1 is no, just skip question 2.)

3. Which one of these is supposed to be you?

what does the third one say? it's covered by the watermark.

former child

I want these jobs

What’s the bottom left say?

Former child

Lmao