President Xi, welcome to the
cleanest, safest and nicest
state with the lowest addicts,
homelessness, and crime in
the USA! By the way, is that
gel you use made in China? Hello Governor, soon to be
President Gavin Newsom!
You know we have internet
in China, YES? I know much
about your pitiful state! And,
of course gel made in China! HELP!
I've
fallen
and I
can't
get up! Probably
won't get fact
checked on
that! Angel Soto