this one time i was watching skibi toilet among us grimace shake minecraft animation and there was this funny part and I laughed so hard my autistic sister came in and saw and she laughed too then the among us started twerking and it was hot and i got hard and rawdogged my autistic sister and then my mom walked in and said "CHAD THIS IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY" and i got so embarrassed i ran outside with my willy out and got hit by five cars but it made me harder and longer so i came back in and rawdogged the family dog and thanksgiving turkey and my mom came with the belt to stop me but then i rawdogged her and i went outside and rawdogged everything i saw until the police came and then i rawdogged the police and they began shooting at me so i rawdogged their guns and i ran away then the swat team came so i rawdogged them too and ran away to jamaica but then their police came so i rawdogged every single person in jamaica then i went home and went to bed