Idk why we need heavy update. He kinda balanced as is. We should just delete Phlog and everyone will be happy

I'm still waiting for the sex update

payday 2 stole it, go look at the tweet and you'll see that payday posted an eyes emoji and then valve said it was stolen

Someone already stole it

They still aren't going to do it

*sadness noise*

interviewer: and why would you like to join this company
me: the heavy update
interviewer: what?
me already holding the valve: heavy update

Ima get spycicle and join you