Boowomp (Lian owned by Rotisserie)

DEFINITELY JOSIAH: "HEY LIAN YOU WANNA WATCH A SCRAPPED EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB"

"Dear pesky VHS. My family and I know about your disguise. I dare you to find us if you can!"
-Love, Lian

"MOTHER OF F**K."

*casually goes full criptid*

"Y-yeah!"

*watches windward's soupofside until pissward grabs the shotgun*

"YES...YES...!"

"Hold on, I gotta go to the bathroom..."

"F**K. FINE. BUT HURRY, OR I'LL BOIL YOU ALIVE IN HOT OIL"

(Lian leaves to use the bathroom.)

*diminishes disguise, revealing VHS Josiah*

"GOD. KEEPING THIS UP DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD. WHAT A DUMBASS..."

(After 30 minutes, Lian has still not returned.)

"TIME TO F**KING BOIL"

*kicks down the mfing door, re-disguising himself after doing so.*

"WHERE ARE YOU, **LIAN?!**"

(He's not there. There's a note on the floor.)

*He picks it up, and reads it*

"'DEAR PESKY PLUMB-' OH, WRONG SIDE."

*He turns it over.*

Dumped

nu huh

*kms*

Isn't there a red mist Josiah or something

yeah which then leads to pissonic.ses think in alt timeline where he did it too early

What's psonic.ss

uh this mf but un-traumatised

Sonic exe???

correc

his name? Hemophanes.

Ah

AWW

*Sniper falls over laughing*

(Lauren appears behind him, her face shadowed.)

LMAOOO

*Sniper gets sent flying*

Lauren: "NEVER mess with my son again."

*Unfortunately, this was no ordinary Sniper*

i feel like Lauren would survive due to the power of being pissed off

*like a self Übercharge
You know who WOULDN'T??*

Lauren would just use her motherly instinct to move Lian out of the way

Decided to draw Lian's "canon event"

reminds me of when Lian unknowingly drank piss
legit forgot about that

Oh boy apple juice

"That wasn't apple juice. What did I just drink. What did you just make put in my body."

Sniper: "hehehehe
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHHH"

"Was... was that piss? Don't tell me that was piss. Please."

Sniper: "JARATE!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Wh... what is that."

Sniper: "allow me to demonstrate."
*He turned around and made a jarate*

"O-oh. Oh god. I... I need a moment."

Here I am standing in the distance watching this chaos ensue:

Bing Soy: "BLOODY CHEATER!"