I'm gonna get cancelled for this

Dude i thought it was how to make a pipebomb. Turns out the fbi loves cats cuz they started watching my search history lol

Hello, this is Your FBI Agent. I Found out that you searched "Sussy girls to kiss" back in 2020. Are you sure that is safe?

I HATE YOU

Did you make an alt just to do that? If so you are amazing and whatever your main is im following it

My other boys gonna kill me for making the account

Why?

Because, i don't wanna lose my job.

...was not expecting that answer.

So you are a real agent huh?

Just kidding.

I figured. It would be cool to have my own agent though lmao

My VSD (Valstybės saugumo departamentas) Agent loves vats because they started watching my download history

*cats

STOP

Lol

I HATE YOU