Jus join the military dude, you get to hunt humans for at least 4 years, and they pay you to do it!

but at the cost of
PTSD
Your wife/girlfriend cheating on you
Your best friends dying in your arms
Anxiety and depression
Commit die
Bad health physically and mentally
horrible injuries
risking your life for $25,790 a year plus a 10% at subway
and most of all
death

nm let me try again

I'll take it
shakes hand enthusiasticly*

ok

Uh, why do I hear boss music in the forest?

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH- *MANICAL LAUGHTER*