I CAST THEE TO WATTPAD HECK

DON'T LOOK AT WHAT FIRESTAR IS SAYING!!!!

No, sandstorm is NOT a bitch

how did i not notice that?

What the fox-dung!!?!

I'm as lost as you ...................................................... 9-1-1, I have found a child murderer,

pLS dOnT tELl my MUm I wroTe tHIs, she MIght take My IpAd

Bet this kid is younger than 7

The cat on the right looks like a dinosaur

Wattpad kind of suuuucccckkkkssss.

as a Wattpad writer... I 100% agree

i stopped using it after i saw a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse fanfic and in the book all the characters are horny and have sex

there was an absurd amount of detail in that book

that scarred me for life

...there's a fun button in search labeled 'hide mature stories' and writers HAVE to click their stories 'mature' if they have stuff like... that............. so how much is therapy on average

ok, noted. shoulda thought of that before i deleted my account and wrote an angery email to Wattpad support. also i dont think the book had a tag or anything that notified it as 'mature'

also therapy's about 150$ but that may be because my therapist was uncomfortable with the thing she was therapying

oh, well good to know.... also the button looks like this

oh ok. btw this is the email (DeadCatWithAGun is my username i use on other websites)
Dear Wattpad Support,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to report a book on your platform that I believe contains highly inappropriate content. The book in question is Mickey Mouse Clubhouse x x x, authored by ratpussyyummy1928, and it violates several of your community guidelines.

The content of this book includes sexual content, an absurd amount of detail in a sexual activity, and swearing and nude drawings. This content is not only offensive but also potentially harmful to readers, especially younger audiences who may come across it.

I kindly request that you review the book and take appropriate action, which may include removing the book from your platform or restricting access to it based on age.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. I appreciate your efforts in maintaining a safe and respectful community on Wattpad.

Sincerely,
DeadCatWithAGun

idk why but the 'Sincerely,
DeadCatWithAGun' made me laugh my ass off

yeah i was trying to act british that day so

I’m sorry..

W H A T ? !

yea

This is why I’ll NEVER make an account on Wattpad EVER

good choice. would you like me to quote a line from the wattpad book

Please do, I really want to hear how truly unhinged this thing actually is

(I’m probably going to regret this in the future)

ok. AHEM

"Mickey pulls out his dripping cock with a gentle ease, cumming everywhere. Minnie groans and she plays with her boobs as Mickey masturbates. Goofy is cumming in his pants, secretly masturbating"

ok if you want more just ask

Is that the whole plot of the book?

pretty much. However at the end i think mickey rapes a minor but its been a while since i read it

WHAT?!??!

yea

What in the sweet and sour fu-

yea

okay that's enough Imgflip for today