typical hollywood news volume 49 (which by the time this meme was released things are gonna get both good and bad)

TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD NEWS; THE INVESTIGATION AT WARNER BROS HAS FAILED AS DAVID ZASLAV HAS SUCCEEDED AGAIN BY MAKING UP LIES WHICH MEANS COYOTE VS ACME HAS BEEN SHELVED AGAIN WHICH MEANS WARNER BROS IS NOW DOOMED TO BE WITH DISCOVERY FOREVER WHICH MEANS HOPE WILL NEVER COME BECAUSE ZASLAV IS GONNA STAY NO MATTER SINCE HE IS FRIENDS WITH PETA WHAT BUT COYOTE VS ACME MIGHT GET A FUNERAL SCREENING JUST LIKE BATGIRL SO NOT ALL HOPE'S LOST YET; PAUL BLART'S FINALLY COMING BACK AS NETFLIX HAS ANNOUNCED PAUL BLART MALL COP 3 IS FINALLY HAPPENING AS A COLLABORATION WITH SONY PICTURES COLUMBIA PICTURES WITH DAVID GREEN ATTACHED TO DIRECT AFTER LEAVING WARNER BROS THIS TIME THE FILM WILL HAVE PAUL BLART GOING TO IRELAND AS COLIN FERREL JOINS THE CAST KEVIN JAMES WILL BE COMING BACK AS PAUL BLART THE FILM WILL HAVE A PG=13 RATING THIS TIME INSTEAD OF A PG RATING THE THREEQUEL WILL BEGIN FILMING LATE 2023 AND WILL BE RELEASED JANUARY 2024 ON NETFLIX