I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherf**ker
He pissed on my f**king wife
That's right, he took his hedgehog f**king quilly dick out, and he pissed on my f**king Wife
And he said his dick was "this big", and I said "that's digusting"
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small Dick
It's the size of this walnut except way smaller
And guess what? here's what my dong looks like
That's right baby
All points, no quills, no pillows
Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong
He f**ked my wife so guess what, I'm going to f**k the Earth
That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS
Except I'm not going to piss on the Earth
I'm going to go higher, I'm pissing ON THE MOON
How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the f**king Earth, now get out of My sight before I piss on you too
