No Nut November
Destroy Dick December
Just Jizz January
Fap Frenzy February
Masturbation Mania March
Accurate Aim April
Mega Masturbation May
Juicy Jizz June
Jizz Jet July
Advanced Articulation August
Semen Stream September
Only Orifice October

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Nothing But Nut November

Don't worry, after November is Destroy Dick December, not Don't Dick December