Not potatoes tho

what are those though-

Cantaloupes not the animal, they’re like water-melones but orange on the inside, I’ve never had one because I’m too scared to eat it

ah ok
why r u scared?

Idk I’m a very picky eater and I don’t like trying many new things often

fair enough

If Pinocchio's c*** is anywhere near as hard and long as his nose, I want it now. I need to sit on his d**k right now, no matter the cost.

You deserve this.

Ummm… UMMM…

Obviously not, bro is wearing the tightest shorts ever, and it’s completely flat.