The legs are small and I rushed this but idc

He was a great man
Mabye even the best
If only he didn't try attacking the toaster with his metal Warhammer /j

Man soloed hundreds of undead soldiers and gets disrespected like this

He's about to kill me isn't he

He's already dead

I thought you said he gets reanimated in the game

Yeah

Then you kill him

Ah

He is boss fight

Yeah

There's a lot of cool bossfights in my game idea

Like fighting a mix of The Static Man and The Raven King

WOWZA!

Aw dang wait I forgot when Lian and Will's wedding day are

I think it was Nov 1
You guys joked about them failing in like seconds flat

Oh yeaaah

Wait, feck

What

We missed their wedding day

Let's just say something crazy occurred to make them postpone it and that the anniversary will still be on the planned day

Alrivht

Or it could be something not as crazy lile Lian getting nervous or something
Unless you've got a crazy idea

The Constant got out of the loop, went back in time, and crashed directly where the wedding was supposed to be

"my bad guys."

He just sees Will and goes "Holy shit how are you here"

Yeah

Out of confusion, because the other Will he saw was a dictator, he'd probably just grab Will by the neck and hold him up, while Will is just ":3"

Mr: "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"This little f**ker almost executed me."

Mr: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE HAS THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF A TODDLER"

"Where's your eyepatches you shit?!"

Will: ":3"

Mr: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???? WHERE ARE YOU FROM????"
*I imagine he's making squeaky dog toy noises*

"I AM FROM THE END OF TIME."

Mr: "Wait, like a different universe or something? Coz if so, this will is different. Everyone is different. Will is just.. will."

"No. I was at the end of everything. The end of reality. You...you were part of the rebellion.'

Mr: "..that sounds like me. What exactly happened to me?"
*He got put in a sanitarium for treason*

"You were imprisoned...treason."

Mr: "..makes sense. Can you put down Will now? He's not gonna hurt you. I don't think he can even register that you're beating him."

He stared at Will.

Will: "Do you like peanut butter?"

He dropped Will.

*Mr caught him*
Mr: "I told you man. He's not the sharpest. Is he going to be alright?"

"Yes, I didn't hurt him. He seems...much more braindead than the other him."

Mr: "See, he is royalty, but it's a nice kingdom. Like England. And being a prince, he was a target. *He covered Wills ears* Some drug cartel killed him and filmed it, sending it to his parents, the king and queen. Luckily he has a demigod freind who brought him back.. but from what I heard he's only got part of his soul, which is why he's like this."

"You know where the other part is..?"

Mr: "Of his soul? No. I'm not magic or anything."

"Hm..so he's just like this?"

Mr: "Yeah. He's actually gonna get married to another one of my friends soon."

"How's he gonna get married? He looks like he acts like a toddler."

Mr: "Not gonna lie, you're asking the questions I wonder sometimes. But he's small for the same reason he's dumb. He's only a part of himself, but he's still physically aged."

"Hm."

Mr: "He's just a midget. Anyway it was supposed to be pretty soon, but we might have to put it off. You beat him up pretty good."

Will: "My head feels funny :3"

Mr: "That's coz you just got beaten"

"My head is covered in jam :3"

Mr: "That's blood, let's get you to a hospital."
*Also Rotisserie made a non canon DLC for Funnyguy Freakout where Lian dies. How would will react? (He died peacefully in his sleep, although he was only 16..)*

Will would probably never smile again, and probably go mentally insane

Mr would be a wreck and extremely protective of everyone he knew, his eyes bagged and stubble on his face. He would eventually move on and try to help everyone that was affected

Will would never be the same

He'd at least get better than on the verge

Mr: "where's the hospital??"
*Carrying Will*

"Down the street :3"

*Mr ran as fast as he could to the hospital*

"I can't feel my teeth :3"

*Mr busted into the lobby*
Mr: "HELP THIS GUY"

"WHAT IS THAT THING"

Will: ":3"

Mr: "It's an ARACHNAN."

"UH WE'LL TRY"

Mr: "Haven't you heard of them? They're pretty much that same as a human.. I think.."

Like 20 minutes later

Will comes out wrapped in bandages and gauze and the such "This feels itchy :3"

What if they had to put a cone on him
Mr: "How is he?"

There was also the cone of shame.

"He should recover soon"

Mr: "What injuries does he have? How long will it take to recover?"

He has multiple bruises, some scrapes and cuts, and one fracture on his shoulder

Mr: "Oh man.. he was gonna have a big day soon.. might have to put it off.."

"He should mostly heal in about 20 days"

Mr: "..yeah, we're gonna have to postpone it."

"Anyways, here's his medical bill"

*Mr looked at the bill*

Very, very expensive.

*Mr has a wide eyes stare*
Mr: "..uhh, Will, you wouldn't mind pitching in, right?"

He just pulled out his debit card.

Mr: "..thanks."

"You're welcome :3"

*Mr picked up Will and left*
Mr: "Dude, you're really battered up, were gonna have to put off the wedding."

"But..." He frowned for the first time in a while.

Mr: "Will, I'm not saying this because I'm trying to be a huge jerk. I'm concerned for you. You've got a bone fracture and scratches and bruises all over. I just want you to get better before you do, alright?"

"Okay..."

Mr: "I should probably call Lian and tell him what happened.."

He nodded.

*Mr called Lian and told him about it. He seemed worried*

I SENSE THAT I AM NEEDED FOR THIS PART

Spidey sense

Is Lian gonna start crying

probably

Hey milk Rotisserie's calling

Whar