I am constipated

Are you a child?
I've literally seen 11 year olds more mature than you.
Do you really think this meme is going to change anything?
You need to leave this stream.
You did more harm than good.

Girl you're so real for that
I actually happen to have explosive diarrhea rn, and what can I say, opposites attract

Everything I say on the internet is ironic and insincere

"Everything I say on the internet is ironic and insincere"
that means that you saying that you only say ironic and insincere things is ironic and insincere

Real

that means it's fake

why we need to know this

idk.