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3 KIDS FINALLY MAKE IT TO 1ST GRADE, BUT THEIR TEACHER HAS A POLICY OF NO BABY TALK. SHE ASKS ALL 3 KIDS ON WHAT THEY DID OVER THE WEEKEND. KID 1 SAID “I WENT TO MY NANA”. THE TEACHER CORRECTED HIM SAYING “YOU WENT TO VISIT YOUR GRANNY. USE BIG BOY WORDS”. THE NEXT KID GETS ASKED THE SAME QUESTION AND HE SAYS “I WENT ON A CHOO CHOO!” THE TEACHER ONCE AGAIN CORRECTS, SAYING “YOU WENT ON A TRAIN, USE BIG BOY WORDS”. FINALLY THE LAST KID SAID “I READ A BOOK.” THE TEACHER WAS IMPRESSED AND ASKED “WHAT BOOK?” THE KID FELT NERVOUS, BUT PUFFED HIS CHEST OUT WITH PRIDE AND SAID “WINNIE THE SH-; WARNING! LOTS OF READING!