emesis blue real

I'm the 1/5

Emesis blue with splatoon characters gives me whiplash I don't think is possible

how so?

Tf2 and splatoon are both 2 things I like, a lot.
And I had a thought earlier today of "running respawn punisher and getting killed by another punisher user is the closest we'll get to that one line in emesis blue in splatoon lmao"
Idfk how but those two things did it

Krill issue

Idfk if I can say that tho because I was once thinking about writing a bfdi fanfiction with inspiration from emesis blue where the recovery centers work similar to 3d printers, and they start malfunctioning.

3d printers make plastic spaghetti noodles if they mess up irl, so in the fanfic the recovery machines produce entanglements of limbs and faces beyond human comprehension. And since the RC is fully automatic,
The characters have one goal; to not die.
Basically, Dying is a fate worse than death.

OH MY GOD HE FINALLY DID IT
HE FINALLY MADE EMESIS BLU CONTENT!!!!