PART 7 - Finale - The Quest to Perform A Basic Action Such As Opening A Door

Phantom has managed to get away from Tinkerer, and has just found Desert Fox.

Phantom: Did you manage to open the exit?

Desert Fox: No, because I had to like, fight that Jimothy thing.

Phantom: THAT’S what took you so long?

Desert Fox: I had to pretend to be scared so I could catch him off-guard and shoot him. That robot is just full of himself.

Phantom: Nice, but we need to hurry. Tinkerer is mad now, he means to kill both of us. Get that door opened and get us outta here.

Desert Fox would try and change the wiring in the door mechanism while Phantom stood guard.

Desert Fox: Almost finished… in like, 3… 2-

Suddenly, she stopped. She fell to the floor, groaning in pain.

Phantom: What happened?

*cough* “I happened! Your death has been long overdue! You cannot evade me forever!”

Desert Fox: Agh… he… he shot me with something!

Tinkerer: You’re damn right! I am going to beat you to dead!

Phantom: Beat us to dead? Now calm down, I think-

*Tinkerer would pull out a giant greatsword*

Phantom: Nevermind.

Desert Fox: Just- I… just let me… rest… for a sec. Ok? That stuff… really hurts.

Phantom: If you’re going to die, then just tell Satan I said hi.

*he proceeded to have a long and boring sword fight with Tinkerer*

Desert Fox *thinking*: Oh, God. If I open the door, Tinkerer will kill me. But if I don’t, he’s going to the other guy. And maybe me too.

She struggled to get up, before reaching into her jacket and grabbing something.

Tinkerer: Well, *cough* would you look at that?

*he’d kick Phantom into the wall using his comically strong robotic legs*

Tinkerer: Are you trying to get up? Fight back? You suck. You don’t even have a wea-

Desert Fox: Shut the hell up.

Within a second, Desert Fox roundhouse kicked him in the side, stomped him to the ground, and started punching him.

Tinkerer: GET… GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!

Desert Fox: IF YOU CAN STAY STILL FOR TWO SECONDS!

Desert Fox took off her jacket, wrapped it around Tinkerer, and tied him to a hook on the wall.

Desert Fox: You there, go to a storage room. And hand me a grenade.

Phantom: Gotcha.

Tinkerer: *cough* I’ve always thought everyone had potential. Until I met you. You… you are the most irredeemable, absolute ******* witch of a person i’ve ever met.

Desert Fox: Yeah. You’re right. I’m a bad person. And guess what? You’re not changing that.

Phantom: Here’s your grenade.

Desert Fox: Thanks.

Tinkerer: The hell are you trying to do?

Desert Fox: Nothing, just… open wide.

She took the grenade, unscrewed it, and put it inside Tinkerer’s mouth.

Desert Fox: GO! RUN!

She and Phantom turned a corner, and shortly afterwards, an explosion could be heard.

Phantom: Damn, that was kinda fun.

Desert Fox: H-h… I got shot, tortured, and kidnapped. How was that fun?

Phantom: It was fun for me.

Desert Fox: Ha, you’re kinda funny-

Phantom: I’m married.

Desert Fox: …I was NOT hitting on you! That was a compliment’

Phantom: Yes you were.

Desert Fox: No, I wasn’t!

Phantom: Whatever. Anyways, let’s go.

They opened the door and went their separate ways. Desert Fox tried her best to rejoin society.
Phantom did not get paid.
Also, Jimothy gets rebuilt by a rat and becomes a game show host.

THE END

Bro got his head exploded by a grenade 💀💀🤣🤣
Skill issue bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

fun fact: xarranian blood is grey

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