this is what makes me loose this november

"i caught a little pokemon batman"

"What pokemon did you catch joker"

"i caught a lopunny batman

"Oh no joker, dont tell me"

"oh you already know batman you already know what i gonna do to that thing"

"NO JOKER YOU CANT ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER"

"batman there's no laws against the pokemon i can do whatever i want with it"

"NO JOKER"

"I GONNA DO IT BATMAN"

"Not if I stop you"

*joker pulls out a condom*

Gimme a charmadner

He asked for charmander, thus the scientists said "Aight fam." He was then given a charmander, once he had it. He pulled out his meat and roasted the entire thing. This is why water types are better.

tbh i dont play Pokémon

But charmadner looks cool

We’re only ten days in and everyone’s already fantasizing

Gardenvoir, lopunny, vaporizer (or however the name is spelt)

wait hold on... WAIT WAIT WAIT

RHEY GONNA MOLEST EM! MAKE A LAW ABOUT THIS SHIT

did you know...

snom :3