eating pokemon

BRO WTF

i meant pokecorn

OHHHHHH

ya sorry mis type

True

ya

Ima give Eevee all the pokecorn it could ever want

good

It might die from happiness'

it might evolve into slyveon first

2% percent chance that Pokémon will go EXSTINCT from HAPPYNESS

yes

or I starve to death trying to make it happen

oh no

then it will be happier because it evolved

ya

so endless happiness

yes

ALL EEVEE WILL HAVE ALL THE POKECORN THEY WANT

yes they will

true

ya

POKEMON WILL BE EXSTINCT FROM HAPPYNESS

ya

AND ALL IT'S EEVEELUTIONS WILL BE EXSTINCT

oh no

or it evolving will cause it to die from happiness

yes

only friendship evolutions will exist for all pokemon

if it doesn't I WILL do whatever it takes to make it happy

pretty much

But it wont come to that hopefully

ya

ONLY FRENSHIP EVOLUTIONS WILL EXIST FOR EEVEE

yes

IF NOT I WILL DIE DUE TO MY FAILURE

oh

K MABEY 50% - 99% CHANCE OF ALL POKEMON GOING EXTINCT FROM HAPPYNESS

yes

EEVEE WILL GO EXTINCT FROM HAPPYNESS

ya