This is Jack Rulman, think of him as the class clown, but in the army. As you know, class clowns have a deep ass story so we’re doing it too. Jack Rulman had a very nice home, and a very nice school, that is: until Middle School hit. He was always getting good grades, but his fellow children disliked him. In fact one always did physical harm to him in 7th grade. Let’s not mention the same grade a student raped him. He’s grown up to become… well basically a pitbull who’s had a bad home… except his home life was nice- so basically school…
THE END!
(This totally isn’t based off of what happened to me in 7th grade-)