Have no fear.

Mors decoris more caret, vivit tamen omnia. Spes et fides in pessimis temporibus omnibus indigetis. Estne id verum?

This is a more forgiving trial.

Easy riddles to Google:
HEART
DICE
DARKNESS
CHARCOAL
SWIMS
SEEODOUBLEYOU
PLANT
NOTHING

correct.

your profile description says a lot about you. which have you chosen?

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ah, a new challenge. you made sure not to make it so easy this time.

is there a particular cypher i should use for the product?

There are 3 in this one. Hint: hex is obviously the first step.

I may have gotten it. Is it supposed to ask for help with ancient ciphers?

No, but I can tell you that the caesar cipher has to be translated forward by eleven.

Yes, that was easy.

Then, it's caesar.

i believe i have it. Does it ask for help with ciphers?

That "7" at the end was typed by accident, what I meant to put was: 48 64 62 74 77 64 6c 2c 20 58 27 62 20 68 69 78 61 61 20 77 74 67 74 2e

thank you. forgive my lack of knowledge about ciphers.

It's alright, no need for apologies. At least you're not me.

and I have successfully converted it into caesar. may I know the next step?

One word. Atbash

good. Vigenere?

no.

i see

ohh, im stupid. I thought atbash was a keyword whereas you were speaking of a cipher method

i converted it into atbash. I assume one step is left?

I did the same, yes there is one step left but I tried all Caesar combinations but none worked so it’s something else

The key is EEE

I already completed this a month ago. Use Caesar cypher and then atbash

Ok, I found the 3rd step (it’s vigenere)

Heh, is it because you have traded your happiness for cipher knowledge?

Something much more than that. Also, If the atbash cipher at the last part didn't work, you probably didn't do something right.

gotcha. here we go again

ah, i see it clearly now. as your past memes and your text suggest, you had a girl that left you. correct?

congratulations.

But I certainly owe you one. Your codes have been able to keep me engaged in times of boredom, so thanks a lot for posting them. I had a girl once too, and we broke up. I was pretty torn up about it, but afterwards I looked back and saw how both of us acted just plain stupid and I was able to mature because of it. It's a natural part of life and can only change us for the better.

thanks for making this bro i was bored without this

I kinda already knew that from looking through the content of your memes you made before. Just find a geeky girl. There are plenty out there if you look in the right places

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???, dice, fog, ???, SONIHX [possible letters], ???, fire, nothing

You certainly can look at this healthier than I do. I went crazy because of what happened due to what we both did, but oddly enough, that is simply the tip of the iceberg in terms of MY game. Auf Wiedersehen.

Auf Wiedersehen. Nspnv jzfc pxltw :p

oh.