delted but he's badass

here's the plan in comment
1 - before an event, make a map on the safest place to hide in your class and remember it. 2 - dont fart, burp, cough, sneeze, or anything else because your class is gonna laugh and then boom, +50 kill streak 3 - hide in secluded areas by yourself, like the teachers desk or a closet. 4 - if you're running through the hallways and you see a kid crying, leave them. It's dark but it's a life or death situation 5 - use anything to cover yourself while hiding 6 - if the school shooter is in your class, throw something really heavy at him or piss on him, easy. 7 - put your hand on your mouth but not your nose, ensuring that you're quiet. my current plan for a school shooting

thanking god for not making me live in america 🙏🙏🙏

Why do people think that the second you walk in an American school you'll get shot?

because its so f**king common

Piss on him?

think of it, the school shooter would be so flabbergasted that you pissed on him that he would try to wipe it off before killing you, then you could disarm him

I was about to think that you were gonna be the shooter but this works too.
I'm probably gonna die for doing this but I'll throw a chair at the shooter the moment he walks in the room.

also odd and gay asf but what if some guy got a school shooter (who may or may not be homophobic) on the ground then proceeded to have gay sex with him

the school shooter would be traumatized and then leave out of pure disgust

and the tips for the shooter?

Kill themselves

Oh wait, this is the plan for the victim?

yep

My middle school science teacher has tools that could literally be used as weaponry so I’d try my best to run down there