Asher: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Daniel: Bet you I can!
Nathan: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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Asher: That was a joke. Say ha.
Nathan: Ha.
Asher: Now do it again.
Nathan: Ha.
Asher: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
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Lyndsey: Hey Nathan, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Nathan, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Lyndsey: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Nathan!
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Asher: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Kellin: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Asher: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Kellin: ...
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Ellianna: I couldn't do this without you, Asher.
Asher: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
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Maxwell, to Nathan: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Nathan: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*
Ellianna, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Nathan cute or small.
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Asher: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.
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Kellin: Why is there blood everywhere?
Nathan: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Kellin: You stabbed someone?!
Nathan: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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Asher: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Asher: cuLt leader.
Asher: God hates me personally.
Asher: cowBoy hat.
Asher: *sniffles* Trying my best.
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Asher: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Nathan: Is that a picture of you?
Asher: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Asher: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Ellianna: What are you making?
Asher: A mistake.
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Kellin: I have a problem.
Asher: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help. Incorrect quotes with my OCs that are staggeringly accurate
