whyyy

New quest

What is my new quest then

Retrieve father

He's literally asleep rn, I hear his snoring

Oop

First user without missing father and missing milk

*ahem*

And thats because I am the one who buys the milk and gets home.

🤯

JFK emoji

lmfao

I return every time. No problem.

glow

*Boss music* Glow milk health: I’m telling god

noooo

Uranite milk

the substance required for a portal to hell

It appears that the milk has expired, that is its ghost!

Maybe you bought Glow in the dark milk?

it has acsended... for it is the messiah, and the only one who can save humanity from itself, gaze apon it, for you are saved mortal

Someone put a beacon in there

Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle Bartholomew snorted uranium and then busted in there