if dr scratchansniff sung stairway to heaven

alright everyone it's time to sing

there's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold

and she's buying a stairway to heaven

when she gets there she knows, if all the stores are all closed

with a word she can get what she came for

ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven

there's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure

cause you know sometimes words have two meanings