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To magically make everyone happier!

Nah you already do that

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omnipotence

You're a druggie and alcoholic, you die in 52 weeks

with omnipotence i can prolong my life and go back in time before i was a druggie and alchoholic

Fine then.
You become isolated due to all of the hate you get for being different. No opinion changing.

omnipotence also grants the ability for me to not be isolated nerd

Okay
Shit your pants
Also the side effect is you have one second to use it and your processing skills are only at 5 seconds

omnipotence allows me to slow down time and/or extend my time to use it because it's onnipotence nerd

Okay "nerd" says the one who pulls up the dictionary out his ass "Erm akshually 🤓" lookin ass /j

Teleportation

It's in the ocean only

i can fly

You have prostate cancer

Ultra smarts

Ultra clumsy

Seems ok
Just gotta be extra careful

i can cum a whole bowl full

Only in racoon asses

i alr do that smh

Shiii

Not exactly a superpower
But I can exactly copy the style of any artist

You get called out for it

....super speed.

You can't see where you're going

welp that won't help me in the long run,

I can summon an animal that I can have that will never attack me

It's a dog, and you become asian

Let me change it
I can summon a cat that I can have that will never attack me, I can't harm it, and I stay myself

Alright
You have a clumsy cat and live on a high rise apartment complex

Jokes on you
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