Neco arc

i can travel in time

you now senze like a kitten.

what does that mean

omnipotence.

you have a unremoveable image of neco-arc on your back.

i can phase through walls

only wooden walls won't be phase throughable.

I have the N wodr pass

You have to suck a dick to get it

that is not a downside

you can only use the pass once a month.

I can turn invisible and have x ray vision

your x ray vision will have a 50/50 of only looking through what people are wearing or working like a x ray and showing the bones of that person. and you also now have a shark tail.

I see this as an absoulute win

You can’t see through people’s clothes, and your clothes don’t turn invisible

Dang

I have the ability to make the movie I'm gonna make (I already do)

that's not really a superpower. as any can make a movie.

That's this f**king good looking (jk it looks trash)

it gets a 38% critic score and a 53% audience score in rotten tomatoes

It's not even gonna have that bad and there won't be critics because it's gonna be FULLY independent

Teleportation

You have to get railed in the ass so hard you can't walk every time before using it

that’s not a downside

W

Like nuggets said
Literally makes it better

you have a 20% chance to clip through something and be stuck

I went first f**ko

whoopsie daisy

also why are people struggling with NNN? m*starvation isn’t that important, people are acting like it’s a drug

*m*sturbation

W
Just don’t do it

thing is
i don’t
i’ve never c*me in my entire life

Not even in a wet dream?
But still it’s so easy

besides dreams

K

you can't chose where you teleport. so the spot you teleport to will be random.

the power to hold all elements of the earth (fire, water, earth and wind)

you can only use one each day of your life. everyday the elemet you have will be different