Imagine the guy who tested it

I always wanted to try uranium. Now I have an excuse

no wonder the reactors are fat!!!!

Fats make you fat. Calories give you energy.

hmmmmmmm fattie

Me being a chad: visible confusion

*not chad detected*

Says the one who posted furries

says the one who exists

You also exist.

that was the joke

lmao lets not talk abt you on this now

bruh who are you???

Who are YOU???

everyone knows me; I create controversy

You have a lot of weak opinions

And no one likes furries

GOOD

I once accidentally ate a bit of uranium salts while testing on stuff, about a gram. It tastes like deodorant and pop rocks. I felt A weird electric jolt through my body and now my bones leave A mild trace of radiation now. I'm still confused how I'm not dead although one of my kidneys are severely damaged

This isn’t good. Good thing you are alive.